A SYMPTOM OF MADNESS IS DOING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AND EXPECTING A DIFFERENT RESULT

The joke goes something like this:

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I hold it up like this"

Doctor: "Well stop doing that then"


I read that Anne-Claude Leflaive of the Burgundy house Leflaive, in an interview with drinks business was complaining that cork failure was responsible for oxidation in her wines.

“We don’t know exactly where the problem comes from, but we think it comes from the cork,” Leflaive told db.

Well, hello, why doesn't she wake up and use screwcaps?